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Monday, November 13, 2006

Messed around...

... averaged a tripple doouble? Check out J Kidd's averages...

13 points, 8 assists, and 9 boards.

Plus he already has 2 tripple doubles in the first 5 games (his last game 15, 18, and 11). Why does my team still suck? (I'm pointing to Borris Diaw, I just didn't want to draft Joe Johnson again, cause then i would have had pracically the same team as last year, and that squad sucked too)

oh and why the hell do the yahoo standings not show how many games each team has played? That is really pissing me off.

Sunday, November 5, 2006

Friday, November 3, 2006

Damn its Hard Being a Warrior Fan

and seeing rony dismantle our lottery pick last year. he damn looked like karl malone [in his utah days, that is].

Thursday, November 2, 2006

Ronny TV (le télé du Turiaf)

allons-y Lakers!


HYPHY.



I think I hate my team


I cant believe i'm pushing the panic button so soon.... why the fuck did i keep BW and to think, I almost got Aki to trade BW for Nash. F! its early. there's time. I am not encouraged. And fucking Kobe!

Monday, October 30, 2006

Dave’s in between class draft analysis

I need a break so let’s begin…

Ballers of the World: I like this team. Paul has to step it up and prove that he’s a legit fantasy baler, but he’s got talent. Okafor is a good center. Team FT% and 3s could hurt.

Silent Assassin: pam is a sneaky manager and this team is solid. The gasol injury hurts a lot. I like the miller okur combo. Davis and korver could be steals.

Biaviians: LJ is also a solid manager but I don’t know about this team. When will kobe be 100% and who will get assists on this gunner roster? Lots of TO prone players. Plus darko is a gamble

3 O’clock: no problem leading the league in FT%. but will cassell start for the clips? Will peja wake up from last year’s coma? Could be a contender though. I like the balance.

Sex panther: the lbj nash combo is pretty sick, but can aki contend for the crown without camby putting up those sick numbers? Shaq and artest kills the FT%

Jagshemash: arenas, brand, and AK47 on one squad is pretty insane. But the rest is pretty dicey. Major problems at center, and don’t really have a dime dropping PG.

Floppy Cock: my team seems decent, but I’m not too thrilled. Could be hurting with blocks. We’ll see if diaw keeps putting up those triple double type games.

Och cinco: sorry gbz, but how do you take redd in round 1? He’s the same player as ray ray. Plus those forwards frye, Williams (out 8 weeks by the way), chandler, and diogu are stretches at best. You got tons of threes, but not much balance buddy.

Baba: I like this team. Look at all those SG/SFs. Nice steals on draft day too with bibby and smith to go with t mac and PP. interesting team.

11: this team will go as amare does. What I’ve seen of him in the preseason doesn’t look all that good. He had that one insane year, and I’m not sure he can top it. Plus magette always gets hurt.

Tenacious D: can a team lose with marion? The starbury pick seemed a bit high. This team needs an assist man but really the matrix makes any team legit.

Stunner shades: this autodraft team looks good on paper. Camby, oneal, bosh, and howard on one squad? Is reeg gunna set his lineup?

Season starts tomorrow, and as always, you gotta hope your squad stays healthy. Good luck to all.

Sunday, October 29, 2006

Yahoo! Fantasy B-Ball Public #171116

In another league my cousin, Ben, just got offered Dirk, T-Mac and Mike Miller FOR Jerm, VC and R Jefferson. I told him to 86 that mess. I DID tell him to trade for Boris Diaw tho. More steals in this draft by the way. Just look at Ben's team, "rim jobs."

Round 1
1. L. James rim jobs
2. D. Nowitzki Gap Tooth
3. K. Bryant Anthrax2
4. D. Wade Whoodat...
5. S. Marion Idon'tknowye...
6. G. Arenas Celtics Fan
7. K. Garnett TheGreatOne
8. E. Brand Jordan2007
9. C. Paul d-fence
10. B. Wallace TeaM FaB 4
11. C. Bosh Yeahh
12. S. Nash go knicks

Round 2
1. Y. Ming go knicks
2. R. Allen Yeahh
3. C. Billups TeaM FaB 4
4. P. Pierce d-fence
5. A. Iverson Jordan2007
6. T. Duncan TheGreatOne
7. A. Stoudemire Celtics Fan
8. D. Howard Idon'tknowye...
9. A. Kirilenko Whoodat...
10. B. Miller Anthrax2
11. B. Diaw Gap Tooth
12. V. Carter rim jobs

Round 3
1. J. O'Neal rim jobs
2. T. McGrady Gap Tooth
3. M. Redd Anthrax2
4. L. Odom Whoodat...
5. J. Kidd Idon'tknowye...
6. C. Anthony Celtics Fan
7. J. Richardson TheGreatOne
8. J. Johnson Jordan2007
9. R. Lewis d-fence
10. S. Francis TeaM FaB 4
11. C. Boozer Yeahh
12. J. Smith go knicks

Round 4
1. R. Artest go knicks
2. M. Camby Yeahh
3. P. Stojakovic TeaM FaB 4
4. M. Okur d-fence
5. M. Bibby Jordan2007
6. G. Wallace TheGreatOne
7. S. Marbury Celtics Fan
8. K. Hinrich Idon'tknowye...
9. Z. Ilgauskas Whoodat...
10. A. Jamison Anthrax2
11. B. Davis Gap Tooth
12. R. Jefferson rim jobs

Round 5
1. R. Wallace rim jobs
2. C. Maggette Gap Tooth
3. R. Felton Anthrax2
4. T. Parker Whoodat...
5. M. Ginobili Idon'tknowye...
6. S. O'Neal Celtics Fan
7. J. Nelson TheGreatOne
8. J. Terry Jordan2007
9. C. Butler d-fence
10. R. Hamilton TeaM FaB 4
11. A. Miller Yeahh
12. C. Kaman go knicks

Round 6
1. D. West go knicks
2. M. James Yeahh
3. C. Frye TeaM FaB 4
4. T. Murphy d-fence
5. C. Webber Jordan2007
6. J. Howard TheGreatOne
7. A. Iguodala Celtics Fan
8. B. Gordon Idon'tknowye...
9. N. Krstic Whoodat...
10. A. Bogut Anthrax2
11. L. Hughes Gap Tooth
12. S. Battier rim jobs

Round 7
1. L. Ridnour rim jobs
2. Z. Randolph Gap Tooth
3. P. Gasol Anthrax2
4. T. Ford Whoodat...
5. S. Dalembert Idon'tknowye...
6. E. Okafor Celtics Fan
7. T. Chandler TheGreatOne
8. A. Nocioni Jordan2007
9. B. Roy d-fence
10. A. McDyess TeaM FaB 4
11. M. Peterson Yeahh
12. R. Bell go knicks

Round 8
1. A. Harrington go knicks
2. A. Morrison Yeahh
3. R. Horry TeaM FaB 4
4. J. Smith d-fence
5. C. Villanueva Jordan2007
6. R. Foye TheGreatOne
7. T. Prince Celtics Fan
8. D. Milicic Idon'tknowye...
9. R. Davis Whoodat...
10. S. Cassell Anthrax2
11. S. Telfair Gap Tooth
12. S. Claxton rim jobs

Round 9
1. R. Alston rim jobs
2. C. Mobley Gap Tooth
3. M. Williams Anthrax2
4. Z. Pachulia Whoodat...
5. C. Wilcox Idon'tknowye...
6. W. Szczerbiak Celtics Fan
7. D. Williams TheGreatOne
8. R. LaFrentz Jordan2007
9. S. Abdur-Rahim d-fence
10. Q. Richardson TeaM FaB 4
11. D. Granger Yeahh
12. E. Jones go knicks

Round 10
1. E. Curry go knicks
2. H. Turkoglu Yeahh
3. D. Gooden TeaM FaB 4
4. A. Bynum d-fence
5. M. Bonner Jordan2007
6. L. Deng TheGreatOne
7. A. Foyle Celtics Fan
8. K. Korver Idon'tknowye...
9. J. Crawford Whoodat...
10. B. Knight Anthrax2
11. M. Miller Gap Tooth
12. P. Brown rim jobs

Round 11
1. B. Simmons rim jobs
2. K. Martin Gap Tooth
3. S. Parker Anthrax2
4. D. Marshall Whoodat...
5. K. Martin Idon'tknowye...
6. J. Childress Celtics Fan
7. N. Mohammed TheGreatOne
8. D. Stoudamire Jordan2007
9. K. Thomas d-fence
10. Ja. Williams TeaM FaB 4
11. A. Mourning Yeahh
12. M. Dunleavy go knicks

Round 12
1. S. Livingston go knicks
2. V. Radmanovic Yeahh
3. K. Thomas TeaM FaB 4
4. I. Diogu d-fence
5. D. Fisher Jordan2007
6. S. Jackson TheGreatOne
7. B. Wells Celtics Fan
8. M. Daniels Idon'tknowye...
9. U. Haslem Whoodat...
10. K. Perkins Anthrax2
11. J. Tinsley Gap Tooth
12. D. West rim jobs

Round 13
1. A. Walker rim jobs
2. N. Hilario Gap Tooth
3. J. Foster Anthrax2
4. J. Przybilla Whoodat...
5. J. Redick Idon'tknowye...
6. R. Rondo Celtics Fan
7. M. Harpring TheGreatOne
8. Ja. Jones Jordan2007
9. E. Griffin d-fence
10. G. Buckner TeaM FaB 4
11. M. Williams Yeahh
12. Ty. Thomas go knicks

Riddle me This...

There are some steals in this draft. Can u spot them all?

Round 1
1. L. James The Screed
2. S. Marion Speedy Smush...
3. K. Garnett WutHadHapndWas
4. D. Nowitzki Hobo Jesus
5. K. Bryant Playa Haters...
6. D. Wade Gbeaze
7. E. Brand 121
8. C. Paul Dr. Zaius

Round 2
1. A. Stoudemire Dr. Zaius
2. C. Bosh 121
3. Y. Ming Gbeaze
4. S. Nash Playa Haters...
5. G. Arenas Hobo Jesus
6. R. Allen WutHadHapndWas
7. A. Kirilenko Speedy Smush...
8. C. Billups The Screed

Round 3
1. B. Diaw The Screed
2. A. Iverson Speedy Smush...
3. J. Kidd WutHadHapndWas
4. L. Odom Hobo Jesus
5. T. Duncan Playa Haters...
6. P. Pierce Gbeaze
7. M. Redd 121
8. T. McGrady Dr. Zaius

Round 4
1. B. Miller Dr. Zaius
2. K. Hinrich 121
3. D. Howard Gbeaze
4. J. O'Neal Playa Haters...
5. V. Carter Hobo Jesus
6. B. Wallace WutHadHapndWas
7. G. Wallace Speedy Smush...
8. J. Johnson The Screed

Round 5
1. R. Wallace The Screed
2. M. Bibby Speedy Smush...
3. R. Lewis WutHadHapndWas
4. M. Camby Hobo Jesus
5. C. Anthony Playa Haters...
6. P. Gasol Gbeaze
7. R. Artest 121
8. J. Smith Dr. Zaius

Round 6
1. C. Boozer Dr. Zaius
2. S. Battier 121
3. P. Stojakovic Gbeaze
4. J. Richardson Playa Haters...
5. R. Felton Hobo Jesus
6. Z. Ilgauskas WutHadHapndWas
7. M. Okur Speedy Smush...
8. R. Jefferson The Screed

Round 7
1. J. Terry The Screed
2. R. Hamilton Speedy Smush...
3. T. Parker WutHadHapndWas
4. C. Kaman Hobo Jesus
5. A. Jamison Playa Haters...
6. A. Iguodala Gbeaze
7. B. Davis 121
8. E. Okafor Dr. Zaius

Round 8
1. L. Ridnour Dr. Zaius
2. J. Howard 121
3. D. West Gbeaze
4. C. Webber Playa Haters...
5. C. Butler Hobo Jesus
6. M. Ginobili WutHadHapndWas
7. T. Murphy Speedy Smush...
8. C. Maggette The Screed

Round 9
1. C. Frye The Screed
2. S. Marbury Speedy Smush...
3. S. Dalembert WutHadHapndWas
4. C. Villanueva Hobo Jesus
5. M. James Playa Haters...
6. B. Roy Gbeaze
7. A. Bogut 121
8. B. Gordon Dr. Zaius

Round 10
1. S. O'Neal Dr. Zaius
2. A. Morrison 121
3. A. Nocioni Gbeaze
4. R. Bell Playa Haters...
5. A. Harrington Hobo Jesus
6. A. Miller WutHadHapndWas
7. J. Nelson Speedy Smush...
8. L. Hughes The Screed

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Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Season starting

My bad for the late start. The league has been created. Here is our draft time:

Sun Oct 22 11:00am PDT

Please let me know if that works. I will send out the league info via email.

The Commish

Tuesday, October 3, 2006

Current Picture

That pic last pic was old, I know... here's #24 again

Monday, October 2, 2006

How to F up a FF League

When will B-Ball start? Not soon enough considering my fantasy football league was ruined this week by a BS trade and I yearn for our legitimate league to start up. For those of you who care, one guy duped another by trading Warrick Dunn for Sean Alexander (Atawn Jamison for Lebron anyone?). To add to the BS, the trade failed by a veto vote but was over ruled by the Commissioner because he said that both parties “wanted the trade to go through” (no shit). This same guy duped another team last week by getting Steve Smith for three trash players, but it went through and I didn’t really care. Now this guy has Sean Alexander, Steve Smith, and Larry Johnson on one team! Utter bullshit. Good thing I haven’t paid my money yet.

Oh and, Laker’s Media Day was today. Kwame and Kobe… wow, what a 1 2 punch

Monday, September 25, 2006

I Don't Like It.


#24 Kobe Bryant? I bet he changes back to 8. Just Like old #45.

Friday, September 8, 2006

When does Basketball start?

I drafted Deion Branch in my F.Football league. Hopefully, all my idiotic management decisions will be wasted on the NFL in Sept/Oct.

Sunday, September 3, 2006

We're #3!

Check out how happy Lebron is. I still don't get how team USA lost to Greece. Maybe the best ballers are really in Europe and we should all be playing fantasy Euro League.

Friday, September 1, 2006

and Christian Laettner!

i kept waiting for that part. HILARIOUS.

Wednesday, August 9, 2006

Draft Talk

Check out the yahoo player rankings.

And here’s our League’s draft order and keepers.

1. Mike (TD and RJ)
2. Mark (Arenas and Brand)
3. Wyatt (Wade and Odom)
4. Regan (Bosh and Dwight Howard)
5. A.J. (KG and Igoudala)
6. Dave K. (Dirk and Kidd)
7. Greg (Yao and Ray-Ray)
8. Bret (TMac and Pierce)
9. Larry (Kobe and Ben Wallace)
10. Pam (Gasol and AI)
11. Aki (LBJ and Nash)
12. Dave N. (Marion and VC)

There’s talent out there, C Paul, Amare, AK47, Jerm, etc… who’s mike gunna snag with that top pick?

Sunday, August 6, 2006

gnarly chocolate milkshake.

sir charles, you bad, bad man.

akeem the dream, pre "h".


sorry about the quality though. and i'm pissed: i own but lost this "nba superstars" vhs which included 80s tracks to the greats killin em swiftly, even isiah. the best was michael jordan juking, dunking to "take my breath away" framed by shots of f-15 fighters blasting off into blue. i gotta find that tape!!